Greaves Family: Mascara Bandits

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Who said mascara has to go on your eyes? This is what happens when you turn your back for 1 second.

Erica said...: Thea-I love the blog and miss you guys! I am laughing so hard right now! Classic...; June 27, 2008 at 2:35 PM

MY FAVORITE QUOTES(updated 06/29/09)

(Thea) Are you still gonna snuggle me when I am old and wrinkly? (Maya) Mom, come on, wrinkly people don't snuggle!
Nicole having trouble going #2- I tell her to pretend it is little mermaid going for a swim- she says "Mom, here comes king triton".
(Maya and I working on a craft) "Maya, Heaven knows you have to go to the bathroom so please go-(Maya)"How does he know"? (Thea) " how does who know" (Maya) "Heaven, how does he know when I have to go to the bathroom?"
"Mom, I want to be Dark Gator for Halloween"-Nicole
How do you know your kids have seen Star Wars too many times? We were driving to the store to get some food and the store was closed because the power was out. I said "I can't believe the power is out". and Nicole says from the back of the car-"THE POWER OF THE DARK SIDE?"
"Mom, Nicole is my favorite human"-Maya
Maya throwing a fit in the car around Christmas time-this comment was directed toward James and I-"Thanks to you guys now all I'm gonna get in my stocking is a piece of Terd"-Maya
James and Maya reading a book with Maya's friend Kyle-"Hey wait a minute, both of you guys have the same private parts don't you"-Maya
"Does Jesus go to the bathroom"-Maya
James and Maya were playing in a pretend boat in the playroom--"Dad, you can be the captain, I'll be a pirate, and wait... who's gonna be Satan?
"Mom, you the wicked witch of the West"- Said by Nicole after getting in trouble

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